People compare me to Celine Dion

I've been singing ever since I can remember...Old McDonald at Preschool, We are the World in Kindergarten, 50 Nifty United States in the 5th grade concert, Brown Eyed Girl in 7th grade, The Sweater Song and Blackbird in High School. In college I was "DJing" (I use the term loosely as I was making a play list from illegally downloaded songs) parties at Lane, singing classics like The Sign, I Think We're Alone Now, and Pour Some Sugar on Me. Now that I have Anna, I'm back to those old classics: Twinkle Twinkle, I'm a Little Teapot, and Itsy Bitsy Spider. So, I think I might try out for American Idol! LOL

I love American Idol - the people are so delusional. Why don't they know they can't sing? Anna truly loves when I sing. IDK why for sure, but I saw a commercial on tv today that said something to the effect of: babies often love sounds and noises that adults find annoying. I know that I can't sing, and Bryan often reminds me I can't sing (but that doesn't stop me). It makes me wonder: how many people in the world are living in fantasy land and surround themselves with others living in that same fantasy land or even an adjoining one? Life can be hard, I know, but face it, you do not sound like Celine, Mariah, or Whitney, so please get a job, pay your bills, and don't procreate until you've learned "life's not fair, just deal with it."

One more thing...my audition song will be: Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar.